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Bob Sanders
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You use a tarp from the truck for your backdrop.
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Your hound dog provides all the fleas for your flea circus...
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Bob Sanders
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Trick instructions require "lapping" you know your dog can't read.
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Your closer is the dancing cattle prod...
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Quote:
On 2012-04-19 06:21, joseph wrote:
Your closer is the dancing cattle prod...

Love it! I got a charge out of that one.
Bubba Whodini
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..and you can keep unruly kids off the stage...
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Bob Sanders
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Getting engaged means saying "Git in the truck".
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Jim Sparx
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The honeymoon means rolling down the windows in hot weather.
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Getting married again means you have to convince the JP your cousins were twins and this is the other one.
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You soak your flashpaper in moonshine, for that extra bright flash...
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Bob Sanders
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Your escape act involves a load of moonshine.
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Your out house and zig zag are the same box...
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When you prepare a rope for those who keep rehashing the same jokes.
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You actually found a use for the above rope besides
for cattle rustlin'...
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Bob Sanders
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Your volunteers receive a Moon Pie.
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Leland
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When you do the 6 card repeat... but no one gets it because they can't count.
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You think a cruise magician performs on the truck tail gate cruising through the Dairy Queen.
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You are using all your cousins as your assistants.
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Hunters supply your spotlights.
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You hold a shot gun asking for Dynamike.
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