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joseph
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Your magic book is called "I'm fixin to learn ya good". ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Folks ask you if that's a magic truck?
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After your show, you enjoy your possum,
and your assistants watch for cars...
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Bob Sanders
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You have to take the bandana off your hound to use in the show.
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You wear the plaid lining on the outside of your jacket
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Your blank gun is a 12 gauge.
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You clean your ears with your handcuff key...
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Bob Sanders
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Your show includes color changing chickens.
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Bob Sanders
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You see the Beverly Hillbillies as a serious drama.
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Bob Sanders
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You shoe laces have never been tied.
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jay leslie
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When someone gives you a tip it's usually from a torch
And
When someone greases your palm it's usually 10 40
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Your spit bucket and tip jar are one and the same...
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For Cups and Balls you use three Mason jars and some potatoes.
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Bob Sanders
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Your close up pad is the floor mat out of your truck.
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One out of every thirty words of your patter
can be found in a dictionary. ...
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You can only get a debit card because your credit is so bad.
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jay leslie
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You know you're a redneck when the same 8 people rewrite the same 13 jokes, over and over because they don't have enough decency to bury the thread.

And if they did, the new name, of this thread would be, "What would happen if, we digged-up this old thread and flossed those two teeth we still have... It's still good huh?"
Bob Sanders
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Card on Fish Stringer is your favorite card trick.
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Bob Sanders
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Even your rabbit chews tobacco.
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Bob Sanders
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Your rabbit only has one tooth.
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