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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You get your flash powder from a powder horn.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
You use a Sthil chainsaw for a sawing in half and your patter is "Hey y'all...Watch this!"
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You wear your baseball cap with the bill forward instead of to the side or back like they do in government project housing.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
You use a lota vase at your halloween show saying it was 'Your pappy's spittoon' and his ghost keeps filling it...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your truck only has one door.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When your hound goes into the audience to pick a volunteer.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
You have read through all 86 pages of this thread looking for a new routine.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your kornwinder car can do bleach burnouts ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
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On 2012-11-30 11:55, joseph wrote: Your kornwinder car is orange with rebel flag and named General Flea |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your soft soap routine uses garage rags. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts |
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On 2010-02-19 21:03, joseph wrote: Hey now! ain't that the truth! Also...when you produce a possum instead of a rabbit...sadly...I'm guilty! |
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
You have the appearing fishing pole in your act.
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts |
Your barbed wire linking rings are made out of REAL barbed wire!
You can't do spoon bending because all of yours are made of plastic! |
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts |
The rabbit you produced for the show serves two purposes...a nice production to score points with the kiddies...and DINNER
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
This may have been mentioned, but I am wondering if anyone actually uses a redneck character...
and yes Virginia, there are linking rings made of barbed wire. I don't think Klamm or P & L makes them. Anyone actually use them? Harris
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2012-12-01 06:51, joseph wrote: There IS an old version where red rags turn white !!! I have all the parts including the DUZ boxes
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts |
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On 2012-12-05 11:42, Harris wrote: well, I can think of a few folks... |
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
When you do an upside down straight jacket escape over a dump truck load of fresh manure.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your stage name is "Prince Bubba".
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
A note in your profile is that "I don't date women who dip snuff".
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