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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts 
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Your linking horse shoes all have that stupid gap ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The Post Office thinks of you living at an unlisted address.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your egg bag eggs are fresh from the coop. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Everyone in your audience has the same last name.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your zig zag illusion has a gun rack
mounted on the side. ...
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts
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Your lovely assistant is also your sister.....and your wife
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You perform the pea under shotgun shell. ...
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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts
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No, it's a mistake.
You will never have the youth to realize you are too old. Exactly as a dentist... |
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts
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Your Cups and Balls (done with solo cups and mountain oysters) didn't quite get the reaction you expected at FISM
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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When you enjoy posting on redneck threads like this one just to tick off those humorless elitists who hate reading these kind of threads.
"I laugh because I must not cry....With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die." -Abraham Lincoln He who laughs---lasts. Norwegian Proverb Little pots soon boil over. Anonymous I have a rabbit's foot. My other foot is normal. |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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There is more than one spit-cup on your close up table.
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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts
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When you confuse this thread with the OLD magician one...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your IT has cow hairs hanging from it. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When they have your poster up in the feed store.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You perform the coin in nest of bay hales...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The perfect Valentines gift for your wife is a new chain for her chainsaw.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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When, as a magician, you do not tell lies, you instead tell terminological inexactitudes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Quote:
On 2013-02-13 06:28, Bob Sanders wrote: ..and chocolate covered pigs feet...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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It's so dry and hot where this Southern redneck magician comes from that the trees chase the dogs for water. It is so hot his fanning decks have heat rash from chafing and his Abbott's Goofus Plant never blooms. Not to mention his rice bowl trick is done using grits (as tossing white rice back and forth reminds him of the worst day of his life- the wedding day to his first ex-wife). His mis-made flag is done with the stars and bars, and he stores his wands on his pickup truck gun rack. Rather than say "Abracadabra", his favorite punch line is "Yee-Haw".
On why he chose to learn to play the saxophone, magical politician Bill Clinton said, in reference to a certain other famous remark, "You don't have to inhale. You blow out." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The photos of your show are shot on a deer camera.
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