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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You get paid in firewood.
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Mike Brezler
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Waynesboro, Pa.
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You wear hip boots when performing any water effects.
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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Your cups and balls closer is three fried squirrel brains.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Father Photius
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When your opening trick is pulling a large catfish out of a hat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You keep telling bigfoot to slow down and watch this here coin trick. ...
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Father Photius
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When your assistant's names are Willie and Jayce.
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Wravyn
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Y'all read every page on this here thread to get speaken lines fir yur upcommin show
joseph
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You can link 3 rolls of duct tape. ...
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Father Photius
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Your think a drink routine includes "sweet tea"
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joseph
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You pull a quarter from your bloodhound's ear. ...
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Wravyn
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Your magic hat has qoutes of Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty
joseph
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Your magic ropes smell like calf ankles. ...
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Father Photius
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After you finish your closer of producing 10 bull frogs from a hat, you have frog legs for dinner.
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Mike Brezler
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Instead of a dove pan you use a frying pan.
Father Photius
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When the fur coat you gave your wife for Christmas was made from the hydes of your old rabbits.
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Mike Brezler
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Waynesboro, Pa.
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Your mode of transportation is the truck used in the Beverly Hillbillies.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You make things appear and vanish with the wave of a turkey feather.
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Father Photius
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Your magic word is "Jack"
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joseph
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Your floating lady props are jack stands. ...
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Bob Sanders
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Your close-up table used to be a tail gate.
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