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You use that Lotta Bowl as a spitoon when not doing shows.
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You own the only Kornwinder pickup. ...
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Your idea of a backstage pass is to blow kisses at your cousin.
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Your next show in Kentucky is at the governer's
mansion in the trailer park. ...
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They say "You really done us a good show but the only thing we tip round here are cows".
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All of your props are decorated with a Duck Commander logo.
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When your close-up pad is also a mud flap.
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You have a coin dropper in your chaps. ...
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You are trying to build a lota still.
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Your highlight is the floating gun safe. ...
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You have to fire your assistant for using your lota bowl as a spitoon.
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Your favorite trick is the fraidy cat possum. ...
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Your stage is a 4X8 in the dirt
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You store your tricks in a roll around toolbox. ...
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On Apr 29, 2015, joseph wrote:
You store your tricks in a roll around toolbox. ...


Joseph. You must not read the "Where to put it all" section because there's plenty o guys who do that for real and it's not a joke.

Tackle boxes, Make-up boxes, Stanley tool boxes and more.
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..Are they redneck magicians?...
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None of these gents are red neck.... Cheap maybe but definitely not red necks.
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.. Smile .. You wrote a book .."One hundred magic uses of catgut." ...
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You paint on the tailgate of your pickup "Majishun fer Hire"
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Your magic rope also holds up your pickup tailgate. ...
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