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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All parties need to be at your house because the car is still on blocks
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your signature trick is crushed and restored beer can.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Instead of a dove cannon you have a ham cannon
Instead of a box for the dove to appear in, you have a turkey
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Every time you produce a dove, you also produce a shotgun and shoot it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your tt has tobacco stains..
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
All your routines start with the words, "Now Ya'll watch this!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your only use of dental floss is
performing Gypsy Thread...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your final load in cups and balls is tater salad
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your teeth still have 3 more chances
for the bullet catch trick...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your escape act consists of stable hands tying you up with stuff from the tack room.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your signature production is grits and collard greens.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Charles Gaff Loyal user 204 Posts |
Your magician s hat is a trucker hat that says magician s on it.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You own one illusion with industrial casters so it can be towed behind your mustang.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You transport your big box production illusion strapped to a hand truck with an assistant holding on to the handle while sitting in your trunk as you drive the car.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
My neighbor just did that with a refrigerator last week.
Maybe the thread should be called Bruce the idiot.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You drive to all your shows in a beer truck
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
It is very difficult finding costumes for your assistants because no one makes pink material like the rags you hang out of your back pocket.
Also You've given-up on doing your own version of multiplying bottles because those finger holds, on your jugs, just won't nest inside each other.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your show music is provided by a washboard and jug band.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
His underwater safety people are breathing air through a garden hose.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You cut the grass and uncover your zig zag illusion...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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