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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your card case is a Prince Albert tin.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have a topit in your chaps...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You advertise a free fly swatter with every seat.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your signature trick is the multiplying coon dog.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
A few guys from the neighborhood are changing your transmission while you’re getting ready for a show.
(and that has a bigger audience then you have)
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use pieces of old elastic suspenders as hinges on your flip over.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you do a crow act instead of a dove act.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You wear your britches backwards and use the flap as a trap
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You siphon so much gas that you can
blow flames from your mouth...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your flame through arm uses an acetylene torch.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have to shake the sawdust out of your
silks before every performance...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you think Deliverance was a reality show.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You live so far from the beach you have to tear- up your front yard for the classic Super X photo.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
All your props have budwiser stickers on them.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..or rotten cheek chewing tobacco stickers...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your magic words are Alley Kay Zim
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You have more grease under your fingernails then you have on your AGGA
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When Budwiser is your sponsor
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Quote:
On Jul 25, 2016, Father Photius wrote: Watch it there!
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your act is as real as the roller derby or big time rasslin'...
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