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The Wacky Wizard
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When your store your magic wands in a barrel of your shotgun.
Father Photius
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You open for Jeff Foxworthy
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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Your Ball and Tube trick uses a bowling ball and piece of air conditioning pipe.
Father Photius
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Your fog machine involves a battery operated fan, an ice cooler full of Budwiser, and duct tape.
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Your 3 shell game uses 3 bullet casings and a grain of grits...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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The client says "turn left on the dirt road"
Father Photius
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You find yourself playing to an audience of people dressed in white sheets.
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Your sound system is 20 radios all wired together.
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You wash your hand so it matches your tt color...
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Instead of that knife trick - you wrapped 3 bear claws in paper bags and the forth had a cow pie - the trick was to take a bite out of three bags.
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When your last three bookings were in the pit of a NASCAR race.
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You try to use your trailer hitch as a zombie ball. The only problem is how heavy the car is.
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..Is your car cover the foulard? ...
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Yep and that was at the afore mentioned nascar show
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You wear your chattering teeth...
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You order a zig zag box that will hold Dolly Parton.
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You try your luck at a tractor pull but you're sleeve is way too small.
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You have the only blooming cactus trick...
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You advertise Magic show and hay ride
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You carry your props to the show in WalMart bags.
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