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You think it's funny when someone else slams their hand on top of a spike.
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Your misers dream uses cow chips and a slop bucket...
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The only thing you recognize as a cold drink is a beer.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You can whittle a zig zag out of a tree trunk...
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jay leslie
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All your illusions are unloaded using a chain hoist from a tree
Father Photius
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You pay your assistant in moonshine and jerky.
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The sodbusters like yer saloon gigs...
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After unloading the show you have to stand next to the pot bellied stove to get warm, a spell.

Plus you brought your own band with a washboard and a jug.
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You hire Riders in the Sky to front for you, and then never get on stage.
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You voted for Kenny Rogers...
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Your piro effect involves laying back on a table while someone holds a cigarette lighter
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You have all the latest magic posters
on your outhouse walls...
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bowers
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Your appearing cane is a broke telescopic
antenna from your radio.
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Your finale in your act begins with the words "here, hold my beer and watch this!"
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You work for chicken feed...
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You smoke weed from your Flash Pot
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You think you are the 'overall' winner at FISM...
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You pull a black rabbit out of a hat and somebody calls you a racist.
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The tailgate of you’re 1989 pick up reads “TOY”
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You can do magic on the 'spur' of the moment...
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