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Bob Sanders
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... your assistant's name is Wanda Lucille.
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daffydoug
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Your idea of using fire in your show is lighting your fart with a match...
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bob Sanders
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... your magic wand is the broken end of an old frog gig.
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daffydoug
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Your chop cup is an empty can of dip..
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
tabman
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On 2010-04-12 01:03, daffydoug wrote:
Your idea of using fire in your show is lighting your fart with a match...



... your punch-line on every routine is, "Pull my finger!"
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... when you are asked if want paper or plastic people are trying find out if you are bi-sacksual.
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tabman
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... your long term dream is to open a combo magic shop and worm farm at the lake.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
ray raymond
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Your assistant is a hound dog
joseph
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You can nose twang Lance Burtons music...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... you knew Lance Burton when he was a hillbilly magician in Kentucky.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Cabrera
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Instead of "paper balls over the head " you use "rocky mountain oysters":)
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
tabman
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... you didn't like Doug Henning because you thought he was a real hippie.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... the climax of your act is the goat vanish.
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tabman
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... followed by your arrest for borrowing the goat and not returning it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... the heart of your mental act is a cow bell ...
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jay leslie
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Your booking agents is named "Boss".

You are developing the world's first Dancing Tire Iron.
tabman
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On 2010-04-16 13:57, jay leslie wrote:...You are developing the world's first Dancing Tire Iron....


... a four way buck dancing tire iron!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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You can perform the linking Monster Truck Tires.

You produce plastic Flamingos, instead of doves.

You're old magic wands hold the windows open in your old wood house.

You figured out how to do The Card IN Shoe... only because all your shoes have holes in them.

You CAN NOT perform the razor blade swallowing trick because you've never seen one, in person.

You built a shelf in your beard to hide things.

Your idea of a road case is either an old shoe box or an apple crate.

You use that old mud flap with Yosemite Sam, as a close-up pad.
tabman
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On 2010-04-16 19:45, jay leslie wrote:
You can perform the linking Monster Truck Tires.

You produce plastic Flamingos, instead of doves.

You're old magic wands hold the windows open in your old wood house.

You figured out how to do The Card IN Shoe..... only because all your shoes have holes in them.

You CAN NOT perform the razor blade swallowing trick because you've never seen one, in person.

You built a shelf in your beard to hide things.

Your idea of a road case is either an old shoe box or an apple crate.

You use that old mud flap with Yosemite Sam, as a close-up pad.


...when you think Jay Leslie is spying on you!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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You wave a large green silk at the starting line of the drag races...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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