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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts 
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.... you modified Michael Baker's Sausage Finger into Pull my Sausage Finger.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-04-17 06:31, joseph wrote: And a Zebra Silk Blendo, at the end
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You think your cowboy hat goes well with your tux...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your theme song is "I'm a Redneck" by Vernon Oxford.
Posted: Apr 19, 2010 12:09pm ... and the closing number in your nostalgia show is "Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer" by Johnny Russell.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-04-19 12:09, tabman wrote: Which is also a Blendo trick that never caught on because the performer always drank the beer right before the show... and that was at birthday parties!
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... everyone in the audience has either a dip or a chew.
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... you only perform in counties that allow you to buy beer on Sunday.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You're still using a megaphone for your sound system...... and the only translator in the audience is the person yelling everything you just said to their kin, because they don't have a hearing aid.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The eggs you use in magic tricks are Still Warm!
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you use grits, not sand, in your Sands of the Desert routine.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Your belt buckle blinds the audience when the lights are on.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You have a purple neck with a can of blue paint besides you.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you have to tell people who select a card to just PRINT their name on it.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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.... when all your gigs are on the Bud-Lite truck's regular delivery run.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-04-21 20:19, Bob Sanders wrote: You have to make sure they add "JR." so you can tell them apart.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your fans think you're using a fart machine in your act; but you're not.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2010-04-23 12:12, tabman wrote: The never realize that your act stinks, they just think it's you.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... your hound has a tattooed card in his ear.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... everything you own has wheels and a trailer hitch on it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2010-04-23 21:59, tabman wrote: ... and a flag that says "I'm a redneck magician!" |
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