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tabman
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... you call everybody you call up on stage "hoss," even the women.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You can palm 4 coin while bull riding...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... you want to offer a bull levitation in your show.
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tabman
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... the ball bag for your cups and balls actually came from a bull.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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You produce a live chicken from your pants and before the show someone gets a peek at it, telling their friend what they saw. Their friend sais "If you;ve seen one, you've seen them all" and the other person remarks "Yeah but this one is eating the popcorn"!
Bob Sanders
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... you can do Multiplying Chicken Livers, Hush Puppies, or Biscuits.
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jay leslie
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You keep all your livestock in the living room... (I've seen it)
joseph
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Your spurs interfere with your Balducci levitation...
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tabman
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... you can yodel all your patter.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you know you're no computer wizard and that the term "e" relates to the top and bottom strings on your guitar.
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tabman
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... you get "riled up" when another magician invades your territory and challange him to a wrasslin' match.... with a gator.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You can practice sleights while soaking in your beer barrel hot tub...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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... you practice your patter while using the Bushog.
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tabman
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... you practice your trick knife throwing at your kids.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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Your deck has special cards....
The king is Johnny Cash...
The queen is Loretta Lynn..(Dolly Parton wouldn't fit on the card..)..
The jack is Roy Clark..
The joker is Junior Samples...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You stick your head out the window to dry your hair because you're running late.

And why wouldn't Dolly Parton not fit on the card.. Oh I see, she's not flat... Would it make a difference if she was flat?
tabman
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... you buy all your rope and chain for your escape routines from Tractor Supply Co.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
joseph
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Your kornwinder kar is a John Deere tractor...
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tabman
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.... you do the bullet catch using a potato cannon.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... you use a garden sprayer to spray Whiffle Juice.
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