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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts 
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You play 78 rpm records at your gigs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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People have to stomp their feet and clap during your music.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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Your tux is hanging to dry behind the outhouse...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you rented the tux in your act for your daughter's wedding under an assumed name in the next town over and refused to return it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... every room of the trailer has magic posters on the walls.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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Your chop cup sure has a pretty mouf...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... one of your tricks is Card Under Chainsaw.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you can do the paddle move with a chainsaw.... while it's running!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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And holding it by the wrong end.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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Your props include a jug of chain oil.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and a jug of white lightnin'.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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You use Iron On Patches that repair holes in your clothes as trap doors which produce feather flowers.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your feather flowers are made from Spotted Owl and California Condor feathers.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... One of your tricks is color changing cow ear tags.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you know how to make a slick's purse from a cow's ear.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You have to leave an hour early for your show to allow time to make it down the hill where your trailer is...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... You carry a dog to guard your show truck.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your dog doubles as your assistant and truck driver.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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And he's also your assistant and the truck driver too.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... your dog can get a license easier than you can.
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