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You cancel your gig to attend the square dance...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You have to hose off your boots before the show.
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... when you have a "mud room" as a rider in your contract for all your shows.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... a fringe benefit is having a cooler in the dressing room.
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tabman
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... your formal show jacket is made out of ruff out leather and has fringe on the sleeves.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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Your name is Harley, you call your rabbit Harley, your stage name is Harleydini and your vent figure is called Knucklehead.
joseph
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..or Fatboy, or Lowrider?...
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jay leslie
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A hard tail.
Bob Sanders
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... you have to coin tricks with wooden checkers.
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Cabrera
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Your Magic Lota bowl is filled with urine
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And here I thought it was a spittoon, all this time.
tabman
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... your vanishing radio only plays country and bluegrass music.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Your blooming bouquet consists of all different color tobacco leaves...
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tabman
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... you decide to change your stage name to Yodlin' Hosszinser.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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Multiplying fiddles is your finally.
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Your version of grandfathers aces is called grandpa Jones aces...
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tabman
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... you use a Sawsall and a roll of gaffers tape to shake your spray cans of paint when you're working on your props.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... you use Hooflex on your hair.
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tabman
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.... you've taken the confetti to beer trick to a whole new level.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you have a mill b*sta*d (metal file) in your magic prop box.
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