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... your Asrah is made out of chicken wire. Smile
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... your personalized music for your routine is "You Was the Double Lift of My Life Till I caught You Dealin' Off the Bottom".
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On 2010-06-30 08:35, Bob Sanders wrote:
... you have a mill b*sta*d (metal file) in your magic prop box.


Yeah

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On 2010-06-30 20:28, tabman wrote:
... your Asrah is made out of chicken wire. Smile


Double yeah..

This isn't really funny when it's true.
tabman
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... you do Copperfield's Flight of the Eagle using a wild Turkey.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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Or you drank so much Wild Turkey, that you believe you're flying.
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You refer to Wild Turkey as the "Store Bought Stuff".
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tabman
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... and you refer to props from a magic shop as "the store bought stuff" as well.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Your front yard has a tire that's inside out, a rabbit hutch and you've painted the posts on your porch like magic wands.
Bob Sanders
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... the PhD. after your name stands for Post Hole Digger.
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You won't perform the Mutilated Parasol because there's a purse involved.... but the 20th Century Bra trick is just peachy.
Bob Sanders
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You have to tell your assistant to spit out her snuff before coming on stage.
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You have to change out of clodhoppers and into your boots before the show.
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No pun intended and pardon my ignorance but ... what is a redneck magician? Or what is a redneck? I don't think there are any rednecks in my country or maybe there are and I am not aware. I'm trying to understand this word so I can participate here. Thanks! Smile
tabman
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From the web Wikipedia:

"Redneck is historically a derogatory slang term to refer to poor white Southern farmers in the United States.[1] It is similar in meaning to "cracker" (especially in Georgia and Florida), "hillbilly" (especially in Appalachia) and "white trash" (especially among blacks[2][3]).

Look up redneck in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

The most common American usage, referring to the poor rural white Southerner, is probably derived from individuals having a red neck caused by working outdoors in the hot sun. A citation from 1893 provides a definition as "poorer inhabitants of the rural districts...men who work in the field, as a matter of course, generally have their skin burned red by the sun, and especially is this true of the back of their necks".[4] At the same time, many members of the U.S. Southern community have set out to reclaim the word, using it as a self-identifier, and the term has also been claimed by individuals outside of the United States."

I consider myself to be a redneck-hillbilly but I am not a "cracker." I view the word in a fun way like southern comedian, Jeff Foxworthy. A couple of the postings have been a little rude but I don't see it that way.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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tabman
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... when your "Fraidy Cat" props are painted to look like Catfish.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you recognize that being "redneck" is a rank of productive Americans versus parasite Freeloaders.
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When you read the definition above, and realize it applies to you...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Three of your brothers are named junior.
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tabman
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... and your dad is Junior Sr.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you can bum chewing tobacco from your sister.
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