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On 2010-07-04 15:31, tabman wrote:
From the web Wikipedia:

"Redneck is historically a derogatory slang term to refer to poor white Southern farmers in the United States.[1] It is similar in meaning to "cracker" (especially in Georgia and Florida), "hillbilly" (especially in Appalachia) and "white trash" (especially among blacks[2][3]).

Look up redneck in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

The most common American usage, referring to the poor rural white Southerner, is probably derived from individuals having a red neck caused by working outdoors in the hot sun. A citation from 1893 provides a definition as "poorer inhabitants of the rural districts...men who work in the field, as a matter of course, generally have their skin burned red by the sun, and especially is this true of the back of their necks".[4] At the same time, many members of the U.S. Southern community have set out to reclaim the word, using it as a self-identifier, and the term has also been claimed by individuals outside of the United States."

I consider myself to be a redneck-hillbilly but I am not a "cracker." I view the word in a fun way like southern comedian, Jeff Foxworthy. A couple of the postings have been a little rude but I don't see it that way.


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After looking at your mule's ears, you named him Rabbit.
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On 2010-07-06 15:14, JamesTong wrote:....Thanks,Tabman....


You're welcome Brother Tong. I don't think rednecks are only found in the southern USA anymore. Rednecks can be found anyplace. They are very independent people.

Here's one:

You might be a redneck magician when you make your own props out of found materials!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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You realize ipod tricks won't work with your can n' string phones...
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You made your own strat-o-phere from painted mock oranges.
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Your version of elevator is called uppity box...
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... you do card to chainsaw case.
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Your jumbo coins are fashioned from cow chips...
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... you do cut and restored extension cords - with the power on!!
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On 2010-07-08 11:19, tabman wrote:
... you do cut and restored extension cords - with the power on!!


... without using any Thumb Tips.
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... you use John Deere Tractor back cards for all your card magic.
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You can only perform with a banjo on your knee...
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... you made yourself a magic wand from a tree branch you found on the road.
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.... your custom flash bills all have Spuds MacKenzie's picture on them.
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...you use a shot gun to put a hole thru the spectator's card.
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You can really pull a half out of your ear...
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... your impromptu magic consist of anything you can find in a barn.
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You perform matrix with 4 cubes of goat cheese...
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...you pull weed from someone's ear.
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... you produce BBQ chicken from your duck bucket and pass it out to your audience.
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