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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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...you arrive at your gig drunk from whiskey.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... you think numbered cow ear tags are jewelry.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you are a member of the Possum Hollow Magic Club.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...you use a real stuffed raccoon for Rocky.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2010-07-11 22:35, Dynamike wrote: ... and you stuffed it yourself.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...you use squirrel tails for sponge routines.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17307 Posts
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You perform Branded with a real branding iron...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...your Lotta Bowl has XXX engraved on it.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your magician's top hat has ear flaps on it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17307 Posts
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You get your rabbits at the livetock auction...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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The Milking Machine Escape.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17307 Posts
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You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields,
but can't memorize a deck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you think CHaSeD means .... Corn Harvest and Sorgum exceeding Demand.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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...you perform all non patter acts because you are missing all of your teeth.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17307 Posts
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You've used your knife thru coat knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when somebody asks you to shoot the bull with them after your show you bring your shotgun.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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You can't do shows after dark because your tail lights are out.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... you perform Matrix with fence staples.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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You use barbed wire instead of rope.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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.... you have a topit sewn in your slicker.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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