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Your favorite patter line is ''Gentlemen start your engines''...
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Most of your gigs have straw on the floor.
joseph
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You buy whatever trick cranks your tractor...
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tabman
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... your livestock in your act all eat hay.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You get on the Café to look at the pictures...
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tabman
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... you can pull a silk through a steer horn.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You perform misers dream with cow chips and a milk bucket...
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tabman
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... you've been trying to genetically engineer a cow to give OOM.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Quote:
On 2010-07-17 06:54, joseph wrote:
You perform misers dream with cow chips and a milk bucket...


That's it...... I'm out
Bob Sanders
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The nails in the back of your table are horseshoe nails.
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JamesTong
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... you can develop amazing routines with horseshoes.
tabman
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... your opening act is the Hooterville Cloggers.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You can do a lota slop bucket ongoing gag...
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tabman
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... your new routine involves turning a sow's ear into a silk coin purse.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Your pickup dashboard doubles as your close up stage...
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Bob Sanders
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You tell Pete Biro you're glad he's stronger than a new well rope. (and I really did!)
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jay leslie
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Makes more sence then telling him, he's weller then a strong rope.
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.... you actually know how cold a well digger's a** is.
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That's a deep subject...
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tabman
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....you use fishing bobbers in your chop cup routine.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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