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tabman
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On 2010-07-28 12:31, Father Photius wrote:
If your best illusion is built out of old airconditioning duct and a used hot water heater.


Great!!!

... you can picture the above illusion in completed form.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Father Photius
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Duct tape is one of the major manufacturing components of all of your tricks.
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You make your entrance to the theme tune from he movie 'Deliverance'!
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Bob Sanders
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Your band has a banjo, guitar, fiddle and harmonica.
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jay leslie
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You grow corn just to make your own appearing corncob pipes.


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As a side note. who knew this thread could go 10 pages let alone 25?
Father Photius
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If you have the instructions for hippity hop rabbit tattooed on your arm.
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joseph
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Your dove act uses homing pigeons...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Your Spit Cup has a rabbit on it.
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jay leslie
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On 2010-07-30 00:04, Father Photius wrote:
If you have the instructions for hippity hop rabbit tattooed on your arm.


You have the actual Hippy Hop rabbits tattooed on both arms and the back sides. of the arms.... and your twin brother is the gimmick.
tabman
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... your new danger filled escape stunt involves a bambi bucket, a helicopter, and a forest fire.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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Your fog machine is a crop duster.
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joseph
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Your hogs teach you the slop shuffle...
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tabman
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... the volunteers at your shows are actually real volunteers from the volunteer fire department (and I say this with great respect to volunteer fire fighters in rural communities everywhere).
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You're 10 gallon hat is also a duck bucket.
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Your ten gallon hat actually fits...
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tabman
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On 2010-07-31 15:55, jay leslie wrote:
You're 10 gallon hat is also a duck bucket.


... and you use it to strain your white lightnin' before "jarrin' it up.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Granny's homemade tonic cures anything but dead people. (And they'll likely last longer!)
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You use your silks for a gas cap...
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Bob Sanders
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The other magicians are using white rabbits and yours is a real cottontail.
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You are the warm up act on the Jerry Springer show...
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