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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you have to use four wheel drive to get to half your gigs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your wand tips are corn cobs.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're Cremation Illusion is performed at the family BBQ.
(Except you're pig of an assistant, dosen't make it out alive).
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You got stopped by the host.
He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?' ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
Your mobile home wears a poodle skirt... You made up your own set of multiplying bottles from what was laying around in the front yard... You blame your body odor on your rabbit... You cook your rabbit after each show... You use Confederate money for your Miser's Dream... You do your levitation to the music "The South Will Rise Again"... When you do Baxt's Boxes of Cereal trick you start it off with a side bowl of grits... You use Jack Daniels for your liquid in the newspaper effect... Your dove holder is hidden inside your bibb overalls... You thought going to Colon was a bodily function...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you can actually vanish a John Deere using a tractor pull.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your red silks match your neck...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You live in Kalamazoo and do magic with guitars and fishing tackle. (But this week you're in Colon! Look out for speeding buggies!)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You got all your asssistants with a bait pile...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you got your leather busker's pouch made by a harness maker.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You light flashpaper, and your house explodes off its wheels...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you wake up in the hospital because you thought the guy at the flash paper factory said, "no joking" instead of "no smoking."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your magic trailer still has the
"WIDE LOAD" sign on the back...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You ignite flash paper with your welders' striking tool.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your goodnight silk says ...
N on A thletic S port C reated A round R ednecks ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use a real electric chair at the county fair.
Jay Leslie
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
You attempt to vanish the statue of Muffler Man.
Posted: Aug 7, 2010 5:14pm Your 3 Fly requires 3 flies.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... the bumper sticker on your magic trailer reads, "Eat More Possum" and you do.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You have a towtruck hold you upside-down for your Strait Jacket escape.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You light your manipulation cigarettes off the tire fire next door...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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