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tabman
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....your idea of a "Zombie Ball" involves redneck zombies in formal wear and a band.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
daffydoug
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Pocket management to you means keeping your skoal cans out of your front pockets so you can stick both hands in your pockets to do, um, "other things" Smile
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Bob Sanders
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You have 5 gallon cans of racing fuel in the back of your show truck.
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daffydoug
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You drive to your next birthday party gig in a vehicle that says SMV on the back...
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tabman
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.... your show truck is painted like The General Lee.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
daffydoug
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You love doing coins across...with Budweiser pull tabs....
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tabman
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... you just learned a great linking pull tabs routine from Bill Pitts.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You have changed the name of the "French Drop" to the "Freedom Drop"
daffydoug
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As an attention grabber in your restaurant work in approaching a table, you prefer lighting your farts over using flash paper..
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joseph
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You perform the mismade confederate bill...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
daffydoug
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You are filming your first "street Magic Special"... Right in the middle of Bugtussle Holler.
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joseph
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Your tux shoes have steel toes...
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Dynamike
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Someone "read" the word "magic" tattoo on your neck.



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jay leslie
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A heckler shouts "You're show is hotter then Kelvin".

And you shout back "I don't even know where Kelvin is".
tabman
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On 2010-09-15 14:22, jay leslie wrote:
A heckler shouts "You're show is hotter then Kelvin".

And you shout back "I don't even know where Kelvin is".



... when you know that he's in Muscle Shoals playing guitar with "The Decoys."
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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Must be a different kind of Kelvin.
Bob Sanders
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Guest seating is bales of hay.
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joseph
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Your biggest gig was for Jed's livestock auction...
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tabman
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On 2010-09-15 17:17, jay leslie wrote:
Must be a different kind of Kelvin.
[/quote]

... when you think Jay is talking about guitarist Kelvin Holly from Muscle Shoals, Alabama.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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You milk a rabbit instead of a cow.

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