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daffydoug
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You pull a possum out of a hat...then skin it right on stage...
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Your pickup truck breaks down on the way to every show...
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... your show trailer is cobbled together from an old boat trailer and the bed of your father-in-law's wrecked pickup truck.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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daffydoug
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In your restaurant work, your idea of the coolest new trick starts out with "Pull my finger!"
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You perform the "Sword Thru Neck" to yourself making a mistake.


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joseph
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You clean your close up mat with a toilet brush...
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daffydoug
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You perform a version of linking toilet seats...
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Bob Sanders
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You can do manipulations with the ball from your trailer hitch.
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... you do KyleTheGreat's ping pong balls in the mouth routine using round plastic fishing bobbers.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Your sub trunk has a half moon on the door...
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tabman
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On 2010-09-19 07:35, joseph wrote:
Your sub trunk has a half moon on the door...


... and a hole in the floor! Smile
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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daffydoug
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And so does your zig zag!!!
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Bob Sanders
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You have a monogrammed tractor key.
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daffydoug
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And a monogrammed out house.
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Your pk ring is shaped like bull horns...
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Kuma
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Your Lota Pot dispenses Moonshine.
daffydoug
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Your mind reading pig is the hit of the holler.
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You do country road magic because there are no streets where you live...
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Bob Sanders
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You wonder where there could be a venue called "street magic". Why not fruit stand magic?
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You're not even sure what the heck a "venue " is.....
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