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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... the scarecrow costume your assistant wears during your October shows came off a real scarecrow.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your dye tube is made from an old 12ga hull.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your sixth finger is really a fifth finger...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
One of your tricks is color changing bell pepper.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... your stage name is Jack Stands.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your dinner trays are close up mats...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... your backstage food rider calls for grits, greens, cornpone, cobbler, Budweiser, sweet tea, and Goody's Headache Powder.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You refuse to perform during a NASCAR race anywhere in the USA.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You practice during the yellow flags at a Nascar race...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do closeup magic with a tractor key.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have to move the 3 transmissions to get to your zig zag illusion...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you power your outdoor shows by running a generator off the PTO on your John Deere.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your stage show is built around the color John Deere green.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you're booked to lecture in an equipment shed at Magic Valley Ranch.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your table has a barrel for the base.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're De Kolta Chair is performed with a hammock, a knife and a bed sheet.
You make your Ex. sister-in-law vanish right after cousin Clyde lights an M80. She never returns because she's running away from her Ex. husband (your brother) You're brought up on charges because no one can find her and there's blood on the knife. As you sit in the pokey you think to yourself "She should have practised her part, a little more". You have 3 squares a day and think that life is good. No one visits you because you're upstate and it's too far to take the Greyhound. Ten years goes by and she finally comes back to town, and bales you out because no one had the money before. You marry her and are thankful that you have your assistant back. Everyone asks you to do another show. The only other illusion you own is a Cremation Illusion made form an old BBq. You say yes because you're an idiot. . . So.... Who's going to buy this plot and make a movie out if it?
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when you subscribe to Grit, Genii, and Farm Journal.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Half the photos in your house are black and white.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
So does that mean.... no movie deal, then?
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-10-19 18:28, jay leslie wrote: Keep that up and you'll get one. Persistance is a big part of it beside the usual talent, looks, money, friends in high places.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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