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tabman
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... you get hired to do a new program for Hayseed TV.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When your super X is built out of old steel beer cans.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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Your Ultimate Dancing Hank is forrest green.
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Bob Sanders
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Your Chief of Security sleeps in the back of the truck.
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joseph
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You think your ears provide the best wax available...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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... your close up case doubles as a tackle box.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You use your chew to edge-mark cards.
tabman
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... you use deer scent to smell mark cards!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When you buckle your cards they end-up on your belt.
tabman
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... the girls down at the feed store all love your king of hearts belt buckle.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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You're mentalism act involves horse shoes and a prediction of how many ringers people get.
joseph
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Your duck pan is really an old modified charcoal grill...
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jay leslie
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Your favourite "trick" is stealing gas from your friend so he thinks his milage stinks.
Father Photius
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Your big stage illusion closer involves a banjo and a canoe
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jay leslie
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You do the cut and restored car towing strap.
Bob Sanders
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Quote:
On 2010-11-04 11:53, Father Photius wrote:
Your big stage illusion closer involves a banjo and a canoe

So you have seen Kyle's show?

Three of the people in your band are playing the kazoo.
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jazzy snazzy
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You don't need Twitter, you have a CB radio.

You don't need Facebook, your picture is hanging in the Post Office.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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joseph
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Your local tv station broadcasts your magic show to all 12 homes...
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Bob Sanders
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You have to check the Post Office for your Wanted Posters before you book the show.
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jazzy snazzy
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You complain to the Post Office that your contact info wasn't included.
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