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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You do the "Chewed & Restored Skoal Trick".
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When the levee breaking and flooding the town doesn't stop your show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your town has a levee...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You can only drive a Chevy truck blindfolded.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2010-11-21 13:15, hbwolkov wrote: You don't need a blindfold, because you can't afford glasses.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You think a trap is something in the back of your long johns.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You think an out take is where you'll find your out house.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You get all your jokes for your act from reruns of Hee Haw.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you've got four appearances on The Statler Brothers TV Show on your resume.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your lovely assistant is Lulu from Hee Haw.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... if you use the words "assistant" and "Lulu from Hee Haw" in a complete sentence.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You are aware of Lulu from the show Hee Haw.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You know how to use a Scruggs Pin.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your Hells Angels nick name is Lord of the Rings
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your tobacco voice eliminates the need for a mike...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You wear your knife on your belt next to the tobacco can.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You make your reels from Skoal cans.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your pull is a steel guitar string...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You pull a rabbit out of your bandana.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You wake up every morning in the Lone Star State.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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