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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The tag on your vest says "Property of Waffle house."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You perform for the Beverly Hillbillies.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use the grease under your fingernails to edge-mark cards.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You don't need a key to start your truck.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you think all them dove workers are sissies. You produce hawks, owls, and eagles - barehanded.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
All of your rabbit tricks features a Pole cat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You produce live cat fish from your Square Circle.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you are the grand marshall for the Thanksgiving Day parade in downtown Bugtussle. Have a good 'un everybuddy.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your shows sound system is a modified cb radio...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You get your drinks for Hospitality from your still...
Northern California
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
Quote:
On 2010-11-25 12:32, hbwolkov wrote: You may be on to something here!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
On 2010-11-25 12:32, hbwolkov wrote:
You get your drinks for "Hospitality" from your still... [/quote] You may be on to something here!!! [/quote] You think Hospitality drinks come from the hospital.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your trademark is wearing the red overalls of mystery.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You wear a white shirt with you overalls to formal events.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Wizzo was your idol.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your suspenders can be used as a giant loop
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your assistant's name is Rosco P. Coltrain.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You clap your hands and stomp your feet for magic words.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you got all your props repainted primer grey at Cooter's Paint and Body Shop.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You invite people to see your show at 'The Barn Of Death"
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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