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Bob Sanders
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Half your audience is goats, geese and chickens!
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Father Photius
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You did your apprenticeship under Stumpy Hamilton.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Your spook show involves a banjo under a glass dome.
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hbwolkov
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Grits and Spam are served at your dinner show.
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Bob Sanders
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Elegant serving pieces include a sterling silver SPAM can top.
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tabman
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On 2010-11-27 12:04, Bob Sanders wrote:
Your spook show involves a banjo under a glass dome.


Holey smoke!! I love this. Does it play the theme from the movie Deliverance??
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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hbwolkov
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The banjo song from deliverance is your background music.
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Father Photius
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The banana man is still your greatest influence.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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The boots you smell may be your own!
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jay leslie
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On 2010-11-27 16:39, Father Photius wrote:
The banana man is still your greatest influence.

He is..... but not his son

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Your Foo Can Says ESSO on it.
Bob Sanders
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There is tobacco juice on your closeup pad.
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Father Photius
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All your coin tricks are done with confederate money.
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tabman
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On 2010-11-27 21:09, Father Photius wrote:
All your coin tricks are done with confederate money.

... newly minted Confederate money.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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When you do MisMade Flag they play Dixie.
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hbwolkov
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Your cards are coated with axel grease.
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jay leslie
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Your hair is permanently on-end from performing the "Finger In The Light Socket Of Death" trick.
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Tabman: I love your sens of humour ;-)
French Mind reading and mentalism act.
Tarot readers.
https://www.mentalistes.fr
https://visiomentalisme.fr
Bob Sanders
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If your girl friend is even a better shot than you are.
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Father Photius
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If you go to family reunions to meet women.
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Bob Sanders
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Everyone in the family has the same caseworker.
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