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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts 
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You can't perform Torn and Restored Marriage Licensee because there wasn't one to begin with.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You do the cow chips over the head routine...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... you've used a fiddle bow for a magic wand.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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.... your favorite fart machine joke is, "who 'fard' that shot?"
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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The signed dollar bill in catfish.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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Cow chip matrix...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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Cups and cheese balls.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You produce your assistant Daisy Duke from under a ten gallon hat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you can appear an old truck with a flash of smoke.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... you can perform cash to frog legs.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you'd sew a topit in your underwear if you wore underwear.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... commercial airlines won't let you fly with just the ordinary stuff you have in your pockets at church.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you made your own multiplying pipe props out of real schedule 40.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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You think magic is as real as the WWE...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... you think "Craftsman" is a patch on you best costumes.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you got your start in magic as a kid when you performed for a birthday party at the snake ranch down the road.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you organise regular moonshine parties for the buddies here.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... when you take a tug on the jug whenever you see the word moonshine in print even if you have to write it yourself.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17308 Posts
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The frill on the front of you magic table came from your jacket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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... your closeup pad is the mat from the floor of your truck.
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