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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You busk outside the Country Music Hall of Fame.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are tethered to perform in your house only.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Before your show, you cut your grass and find a car...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are afraid of a blackneck magician.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You do your parlor show after you rake the leaves off the floor...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You let one of Siegfried and Roy's tigers try to catch you.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You live for the day that Dolly is in your audience.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You perform magic the same time you are singing Denver's songs.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You went to school with John Denver. (I really did in Alabama!)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You actually can say you did baffling bra on Dolly Parton.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You were born in prison.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When Brad Paisley sings a song about you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You have "red neck" stamped on your neck at birth.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The Salvation Army declines your tux...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You learned ammunition reloading from your mom.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
There are more than five McDonald's bags in your close up case...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You can do Moon Pie productions.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're pig sings "All I want for Christmas is my two front feet."
Because "You don't eat a singing pig, all at once"
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You tour with the Oak Ridge Boys.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-12-26 19:11, Father Photius wrote: Your beard is longer than William Lee Golden's.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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