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tabman
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... you keep your close up props in your fishing tackle box.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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... you wear your fishing outfit to do walk-around magic shows.
tabman
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... you get booked to man the Bass Pro Shops booth at the big trade show in Nashville at Opryland.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Bob Sanders
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... you are used to the stage being plywood on milk crates.
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You do walk around magic at the fillin station...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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.... you opened a magic shop in one corner of your cousin's bait and tackle shop.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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... you believe that Levi-Strauss was the cowboys' tailor.
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tabman
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... your booking agent steals your lawnmower while you're at a gig
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jazzy snazzy
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run off by a mob of Villagers wielding
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Haha true story tabman. That's why he put slush powder in the tank.
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You do the 3 card repeat, because you can't count to 6...
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tabman
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.... the chainsaws you used in your chainsaw juggling routine were bored, stroked, and had real blades on them.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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... you try doing the saw and restored log with a chainsaw to woo the ladies.
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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You learned the muscle pass by milking cows.
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Bob Sanders
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Your magic truck has real horns on the front.
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tabman
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.... you model your stage look on the Uncle Jesse character from The Dukes of Hazzard.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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... you can give an evening show inside someone's barn.
Bob Sanders
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... you think revenuers use stooges.
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joseph
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You sound like Boomhauer when you patter...
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tabman
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.... you use cherry bombs in your hand flasher.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Bob Sanders
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Rocky Raccoon's tail is tacked to your roll on table near the mounted bass and the deer head.
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