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Dynamike
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Your juice to hype you up for the show is moonshine.
tabman
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... you took your first swig of "shine" at age ten. That's when you knew you wanted to be a magician.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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Yes But

Was that an illusion or a trick?
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You financed your magic tattoos...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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You use moonshine to start your vehicle.
Father Photius
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You give out a free possom with every ticket to your show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You have no utility bills.
Father Photius
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You practice your card moves sitting in a small room with a crescent moon on the door.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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The audience can smell moonshine on your breath a mile away.
Father Photius
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Your shorts have Tuesday embroidered on them and it's Friday!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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You haven't trimmed your beard for over a year.
joseph
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You fill your deer tag during your show's intermission ...
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Dynamike
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Your pet is Yoki the Bear.
Father Photius
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You proudly advertise on your billboards that you are a graduate of the Tuscaloosa Truck and Transmission Repair Institute.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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... you have TTTRI monogrammed on your overalls - a graduation gift.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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Your tux shirt has cut off sleeves...
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Dynamike
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You have a crush on Winnie the Pooh.
Bob Sanders
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You had deer meat for lunch.
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Dynamike
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When you use turkeys instead of doves.
Father Photius
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Your Illusion builder is named Crazy Cooter.
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