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Your juice to hype you up for the show is moonshine.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you took your first swig of "shine" at age ten. That's when you knew you wanted to be a magician.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Yes But
Was that an illusion or a trick?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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You financed your magic tattoos...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You use moonshine to start your vehicle.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You give out a free possom with every ticket to your show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You have no utility bills.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You practice your card moves sitting in a small room with a crescent moon on the door.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The audience can smell moonshine on your breath a mile away.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Your shorts have Tuesday embroidered on them and it's Friday!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You haven't trimmed your beard for over a year.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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You fill your deer tag during your show's intermission ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Your pet is Yoki the Bear.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You proudly advertise on your billboards that you are a graduate of the Tuscaloosa Truck and Transmission Repair Institute.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you have TTTRI monogrammed on your overalls - a graduation gift.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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Your tux shirt has cut off sleeves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You have a crush on Winnie the Pooh.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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You had deer meat for lunch.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you use turkeys instead of doves.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Your Illusion builder is named Crazy Cooter.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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