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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
Instead of a Card Sword you have a Card Bowie Knife
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You pull a billy goat out of your hat.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have a cups and hush puppies routine instead of cups and balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do MisMade Flag with a Confederate Flag.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You gladly would give your right front tooth (if you had one) for ther opportunity to perform.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Instead of a dove act you produce possums.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You love performing for the waiting line at the Huddle House...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your final production in your Dove Pan is good hot turnip greens!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You marry a gal named Lucy and put on magic conventions in your barn.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Even your most honored guests should watch where they step outside.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your shack to outhouse transportation effect gets you on late night TV
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your last performance on Television was waste deep in flood water while carrying an umbrella.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You hang your foulards right near your gun rack...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You'll juggle shotguns and Bowie knives but won't touch bowling pins or balls.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your favorite trick is the serpent do-rag...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You won't perform at any churches, synagogues or mosques because you don't want to tarnish your bad boy image.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You pass out napkins so they can wipe the BBQ from their hands, before they volunteer.
Jay Leslie
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
You won't do dove magic because dogs keep going 'into point' when you are near.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Tell the visiters - Your chirse
Pull up a log or a bail of hay and sit
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your trick fails, and you start cussing to end all giddup...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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