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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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You sign all your contracts with Xx because you are a junior.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You will only perform at restaurants associated with a truck stop.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3509 Posts
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If you find yourself offended by any of these 'You know you're a redneck magician when...' jokes
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You avoid "mind reading tricks" because nobody else can read either.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You carry your nail writer in your custom leather holster
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You throw a real horse shoe into the audience to pick a volunteer.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And it's still attached to the horse.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-02-04 16:31, hbwolkov wrote: ..and your rubber bands in your chew container...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your act involves the great Gator Swamp escape.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When you have sponge rabbits hanging on your truck mirror.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You wonder why the crowd clears out whenever you use your own hanky for some tricks...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The glass used in your show had your teeth in it last night.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Slush powder is ineffective in your well water...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The dinner you are perfoming for serves peach cobbler and homemade ice cream for dessert.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You think suspenders are your tux shirt...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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One of your best effects is Color Changing Corn Bread!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You insist on wearing matching clod hoppers to your shows.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You can do your whole show without removing the tooth pick from your mouth.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your outhouse has a 60 horse outboard Evenrude strapped to it.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You spent more on fishing tackle than your education.
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