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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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To get dressed up you have to borrow a pair socks.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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One of your main tricks is called "Frog Gigging"
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You cook your lunch on your engine while driving to a show.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your sub trunk has a secret compartment for smuggling moonshine.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your daughter raises money for the cheerleaders by reloading ammunition.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your flashpot is made from shotgun shells and a fence charger.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your loops are made of hay baling wire.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Instead of a chair suspension you have a hay bale suspension.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You run a bush hog under your levitation to prove there is no support under it.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your idea of a pitch trick involves horse shoes.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You know a pitch trick could involve a pitch fork.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3513 Posts
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Your final effect is a flag production and it is a checkered flag.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You play Dixie as the opening melody for your show and everybody in the audience stands and puts their hand over their heart.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You display the NASCAR flag.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your favorite close-up trick is color changing chain saws.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have to steal a chicken before the show.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You haul all your props to the show in your bass boat.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You are still performing multiplying pipes and are careful to keep them away from your beard.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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A condition of employment has to be "NO Metal Detectors".
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your trolling motor doubles as power for your Run Rabbit Run.
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