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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts 
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You think black art involves used motor oil and paint brush...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You decorate your zig zag with Penzoil and STP decals.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You produce a rabbit from a crash helmet, then eat it.
That's correct, The second part of your show is watching you eat your crash helmet.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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(talk about a high fiber diet!)
you are digging through a box of old karate association files and find a bill tube and a TT.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-02-26 15:18, Father Photius wrote: (or maybe a crash diet).. You find room in your styrofoam cooler for some tricks...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you reach down deep in your pocket for a coin and feel the top of your socks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your assistants all have beer bellies, which you find very attractive...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Ouch.
You sew your old mismade parasol back-together and sell it to a lay person.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You married your wife for her fishing tackle.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You will only perform in Alabama, Arkansas and Mississippi because of their sophisticated audiences.
Northern California
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Wravyn Inner circle 3509 Posts
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On 2011-02-27 11:35, joseph wrote: It isn't a beer belly, it is a protective layer for the six pack. |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your patter means nothing in Boston.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You've been married to half your cousins in the audience.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You do a mismade bib overall trick
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You prominently display your Graceland deck of cards...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your show is sponsored by Castrol Oil
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your audience seating is hay bales.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You use road kill as subjects for your animal vanish.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You do color changing plums that are dyed coon tails.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You perform linking rings with county jail leg irons.
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