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Bob Sanders
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Your livestock production is a cat fish.
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joseph
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Your assistant weighs more than your zig zag illusion...
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Bob Sanders
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You have to have someone who can write to write your predictions for you.
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jay leslie
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Your close-up show fits in the left saddlebag of your bike and your stand-up show packs on the right.
Bob Sanders
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Your chop cup doubles as a spit cup.
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You set out your best baseball cap for your formal show...
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Father Photius
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You do a watch steal from an audience member during your act and then realize it is your own watch.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You need two more paying shows to have the trailer payment.
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The holes in your shorts make perfect ball droppers...
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Bob Sanders
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You use your fishing license for identification.
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Father Photius
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Your dentist has an express lane for patients with 15 or fewer teeth.
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jay leslie
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Your card stab involves Mumbly Peg a Bowie Knife and a barrel top.
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You keep your balloons and wax outside in the fridge...
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Bob Sanders
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The plumbing at your trailer ends at the pine deck.
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Some of your gig money goes to buy your grandma a new plug of tobacco ...
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Bob Sanders
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You would not ever want to "borrow" a man's handkerchief.
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joseph
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You were almost late for your show, when you had to fix a flat tire on your house...
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Father Photius
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As a child the first words you learned to speak were "attention K mart shoppers"
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Bob Sanders
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You wonder if you should wear your pistol on stage.
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After your show, you are treated to hors d'ouerves (spam on a saltine)...
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