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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You use a screwdriver for a magic wand.
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joseph
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Before your show, you participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". ...
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Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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You wear your boxer shorts on the outside of your pants because you think the audience will appreciate the pattern.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You think handkerchiefs only come in red and blue.
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Father Photius
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You water ski with your boots on.
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jay leslie
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You don't have any shows in the winter - so you follow squirrels around and steal their nuts.
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Your assistants roll their hair with soup cans before every show...
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Bob Sanders
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You think Bass Masters is a graduate degree.
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jay leslie
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Your Die Tube is also a connector piece on your still
joseph
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Getting a magic package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. ...
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jay leslie
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When you saw someone in half they better have their tetanus shots.
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Your multiplying beer cans is a real show stopper...
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Bob Sanders
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Every girl in the family has her own welder.
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Father Photius
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Your weekly restaurant gig is at the Cracker Barrel.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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All of your publicity photos are either at Cracker Barrel or the stockyards.
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Father Photius
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You use hay bales as the backdrop for your levitation illusion.
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Bob Sanders
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Your backdrops are made of feed sacks.
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jay leslie
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Aa grade school auditorium show is promoted like you were in Vegas.
Bob Sanders
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You keep your chain saw with your magic props.
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Father Photius
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You light your stage with Coleman Lanterns.
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