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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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One of your fanciest tricks is "Card on Crowbar".
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your patter consists of describing the sound of a tornado...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your rabbit has a double name like Jimmy-Joe.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You use hubcaps to do Plate Spinning
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The sign on your truck says, "The fastest magic show up on blocks!"
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your preferred venues are in rural Tennessee.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You clang a cow bell over your props to make the magic work.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You have grease marks on all your magic decks.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You play a harmonica for your intro music.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Your sevant is also a bib.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You only perform matrix with Kentucky quarters...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You perform matrix with beer bottle caps.
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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Your final load to the Cups & Balls is a bowl of beans.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You wondered why people would be interested in seeing sheep change colors using EweTube.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your favorite magician is Dai Vermin down yonder...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have watch where you step as you pick flowers for your lady.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You are a master of the dancing cattle prod...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You can hide your TT between your front teeth.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your roll-on table says "Craftsman" on the front.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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On 2011-04-25 13:41, Bob Sanders wrote: No joke Would you please post that elsewhere because many think it's acceptable.
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