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Bob Sanders
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You jingle your spurs for misdirection.
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hbwolkov
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You get everyone attention by shooting your colt 45.
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Bob Sanders
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The patch on your jean jacket shows that you are sponsored by Coors and Colt.
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joseph
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Before practicing, you must worm your hogs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov
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You win a trophy at a local magic competition but don't have the room on your Harley to take it home.
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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The tail gate on your pickup is brush painted to look like a magic wand.
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hbwolkov
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The tooth pick hanging from your mouth does not effect your elocution.
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Bob Sanders
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You can do Cups and Balls with empty Spam cans.
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jay leslie
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You put a really fast motor on your winch so you can do a tractor pull.
hbwolkov
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Your plaid scarves clashes with your Hells Angel jacket.
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jay leslie
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You do the wife-swap trick and they don't look anything alike.
joseph
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Every prop you have has tobacco juice stains on it...
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mahucharn
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Your final load for the cups & balls consists of an egg, a bag of bird seed, and a few leaves of tobacco
hbwolkov
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You won't do a gig when it's raining because your Harley might get wet.
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Bob Sanders
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Your magic smoke is WD-40.
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joseph
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You are known as the Great Spam-ini ...
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jay leslie
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You think the Brema Nut Trick has something to do with rodeo bull riding.
hbwolkov
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You take your monthly bath after your Saturday night set.
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Bob Sanders
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You perform card on fish stringer.
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You perform card to haystack
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