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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts 
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It's a two-bottle minimum, to see the show.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The word "Cotton" is always used with "Gin".
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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You perform at barns... while riding horses.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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For the closer, you perform the beat and restored wife trick.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The candidate of your choice is the one who offers the most welfare payments.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You think the sound of two pickups drag racing is the Bakersfield sound.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your fishing tackle box is also your closeup case.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your reel is made by Shimano.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You think Nylon fishing leader is invisible thread.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You hire your assistants by the size pickups they drive.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your travel budget is determined by the pounds of aluminum cans you can pick up.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your show will be on the talking pictures tomorrow...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have an advertising sign on the side of the local tow truck and on hand-painted tee shirts.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When VIP seating at your show has a spitoon for each seat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You never worry about packing your toothbrush or razor for an out of town gig.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You think that Title Pawn is proof of winning something.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You boycott a Copperfield tour because he has good teeth and combed hair.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You duct tape your props to the roof of your car.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You don't do Saturday night shows, because that's outdoor shower night...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You tell people you perform aboard a ship, which turns out to be a swamp buggy used to hunt gators.
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