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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You think Johnny Reb is is Rebo The Clowns long lost cousin.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You will gladly create a mismade American flag but you would die before messing with a Confederate flag
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You shop for magic ideas in the Mega Low Mart...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your prediction is engraved on your tractor key.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You are confident that wearing overalls and a top hat is not in conflict with the rules of fashion etiquette.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
How confident?
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Most confident !
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Blue Collar Comedy tour wants to hire you to be their opener.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Someone had to explain the difference between corn silk and magicians' silk.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
All your background music features a banjo
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You ain't got no more funnies for this here section.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your 13 year old wife can attend your shows and not get carded.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your Coin Pail for Miser's Dream is a feed bucket.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your dove pan features road kill
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You perform color changing coon tails.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have to carry your spit cup with you to do walk-around magic.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your mother does not allow you to perform with Rocky Raccoon because its not right to play with your food.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You leave your bass boat and trailer hooked to your truck when you go to your magic gigs, weddings, funerals, etc.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your version of the milk can escape is called the still escape...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your big publicity stunt is a tractor vanish.
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