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jay leslie
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On 2012-02-28 19:30, joseph wrote:
Your reel is a pocket fisherman...

like this one?
http://www.thehouseofenchantment.com/graphics/reel.jpg
Bob Sanders
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Your assistant outweighs you by 100 pounds.
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joseph
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Your tigers are really corn fed barn cats...
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hbwolkov
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You refuse to travel to New York city because they don't have any Michelin one star road kill restaurants.
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Bob Sanders
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Your picture is posted in every truck stop in your area.
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joseph
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Your stage name is Bow Legs...
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Bob Sanders
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You give a bucket of fried chicken to your volunteers.
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Bob Sanders
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You have magic props in every room of the trailer.
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joseph
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You peddle snake oil at intermission...
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Bob Sanders
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You do color changing chicken.
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jay leslie
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You use a cane to prop the hood up, on your F150.
Bob Sanders
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Your force card is on your mud flaps.
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Jim Sparx
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On 2012-03-10 19:24, jay leslie wrote:
You use a cane to prop the hood up, on your F150.

I do that with my Ford Ranger, does that count?
Bob Sanders
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You store your props in buckets and coffee cans.
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joseph
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You can produce cards wearing cattle rustlin' gloves...
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Bob Sanders
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You are working on a Six Shot lotta cow horn.
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joseph
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You're late for your show because you had
to see where that fire truck was going...
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Bob Sanders
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You think of your hound dawg as a fire extinguisher.
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bowers
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Your change box is actually your pooch's doghouse.
Bob Sanders
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You had to take your socks away from the dog so you could wear them to the show.
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