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Your linking horse shoes all have that stupid gap ...
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The Post Office thinks of you living at an unlisted address.
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Your egg bag eggs are fresh from the coop. ...
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Everyone in your audience has the same last name.
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Your zig zag illusion has a gun rack
mounted on the side. ...
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Your lovely assistant is also your sister.....and your wife
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You perform the pea under shotgun shell. ...
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No, it's a mistake.

You will never have the youth to realize you are too old.

Exactly as a dentist...
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Your Cups and Balls (done with solo cups and mountain oysters) didn't quite get the reaction you expected at FISM
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When you enjoy posting on redneck threads like this one just to tick off those humorless elitists who hate reading these kind of threads.

"I laugh because I must not cry....With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die." -Abraham Lincoln

He who laughs---lasts. Norwegian Proverb

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There is more than one spit-cup on your close up table.
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When you confuse this thread with the OLD magician one...
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Your IT has cow hairs hanging from it. ...
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When they have your poster up in the feed store.
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You perform the coin in nest of bay hales...
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The perfect Valentines gift for your wife is a new chain for her chainsaw.
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When, as a magician, you do not tell lies, you instead tell terminological inexactitudes.
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On 2013-02-13 06:28, Bob Sanders wrote:
The perfect Valentines gift for your wife is a new chain for her chainsaw.

..and chocolate covered pigs feet...
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It's so dry and hot where this Southern redneck magician comes from that the trees chase the dogs for water. It is so hot his fanning decks have heat rash from chafing and his Abbott's Goofus Plant never blooms. Not to mention his rice bowl trick is done using grits (as tossing white rice back and forth reminds him of the worst day of his life- the wedding day to his first ex-wife). His mis-made flag is done with the stars and bars, and he stores his wands on his pickup truck gun rack. Rather than say "Abracadabra", his favorite punch line is "Yee-Haw".

On why he chose to learn to play the saxophone, magical politician Bill Clinton said, in reference to a certain other famous remark, "You don't have to inhale. You blow out."
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The photos of your show are shot on a deer camera.
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