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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts 
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You perform your entire show with a toothpick in your mouth
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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You can't remember which of your
14 kids is your assistant. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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In your Dove Pan Routine you cook corn bread.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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You keep an air freshener in your Square Circle.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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Your belt buckle is bigger than your chop cup. ...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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You pull road-kill out of your hat
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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You think of a "revenuer" as a moving target furnished by the government.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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His stage is the bed of his pickup truck
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You practice your cups and balls in a deer blind.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wravyn Inner circle 2904 Posts
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You use your picture that's found on the People of Walmart pages as your publicity photo.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Your beard has its own topit.
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Wravyn Inner circle 2904 Posts
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You book yourself for a Jerry Springer episode
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The spring used to keep your trap closed came off of a beaver trap.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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Your Nelson vanishing bottle was made by Willie Nelson. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You use Uncle Si's tea glass in your chop cup routine.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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You're an expert at the vanishing moonshine bottle. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Your magic wand doubles as a duck call.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20534 Posts
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You use a feed bucket for Miser's Dream.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17306 Posts
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Your stage lighting is kerosene lanterns...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You require a tutor to edit your signage to a second grade reading level.
Northern California
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