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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your stage is the upper rack of your hay storage...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Most of birthday party shows are in house trailers.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform aerial fishing with
your pocket fisherman. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think a Blamo Box is a deer stand.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform out of the back of a stagecoach. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think using a rabbit in your show is playing with your food.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can hide 5 homing pigeons in your overalls. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your dogs go to all your shows with you.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You bag yourself an 8 pointer
So you have a seperate hook for each linking ring.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You book a birthday party for Honey Boo Boo. ...
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mooimimi New user 12 Posts |
... your best trick is "the telephone with no cord".
... you wonder why when you ask for a handkerchief, no-one has any. |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you buy stock in a magic company it's probably chicken stock.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your stage is the bed of a pickup truck.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Advertising is spray painted on your F150
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Instead of a star your dressing room door has a crescent moon!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There are only trucks in the parking lot.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
When your autograph is an X.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your Asrah gimmick is a 2 ton floor jack. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can backpalm more cards than you have teeth.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your marker writes in tobacco juice. ...
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