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daffydoug
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Your lotta bowl is marked XXX.
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tabman
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... you use Oil of Milk to lubricate your cows.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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Your bed sheet is 80 old silks sewn together...
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daffydoug
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For your stage act you dress in a tux and tails...coon tails, that is.
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tabman
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... you just graduated from Chavez... Fishing College.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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joseph
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You perform vanishing ring to cow bell...
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tabman
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... when someone asks you about your "props" you immediately think about the poles holding up the roof of your porch.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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daffydoug
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You think packs small, plays big is some new kind of chaw...
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tabman
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... you repaint your Kornwinder Kar to look like the General Lee.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Metatron
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You occasionally use your Invisible Reel to do a little fishin.
tabman
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... and your Hook Quarter for bait.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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jay leslie
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You think the 100 foot rope tie is a noose that's attached under a tall bridge.
tabman
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On 2010-03-29 16:21, jay leslie wrote:
You think the 100 foot rope tie is a noose that's attached under a tall bridge.


... for bungee jumping I hope!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Metatron
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He bungee jumps using his suspenders! Smile
jay leslie
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You use your teeth (what you have left of them) to gnaw your way through 100 feet of rope because you didn't want to spend any money on the DVD.
tabman
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... you're so fat from eating batter-dipped, deep-fried Twinkies you have to do the 200 foot rope trick.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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Dynamike
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...you are a clown covered with red paint.
joseph
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..and live in a rodeo barrel...
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jazzy snazzy
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You perform two versions of your dove act;
Regular and Extra Crispy.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz
tabman
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... your version of Run Rabbit Run is too scarey to show to kids.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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