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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You invite people on the stage by saying "You can either come up here or take home a load of buck shot, the hard way"
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You do strolling magic at the Ammo Depot...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Multiplying bullets is your favorite, for strolling
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your mentalism consists of finding hidden electrical wires by punching holes in the wall with your fist.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You build a chicken coop, so you can always
do that silk to egg trick...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You accidentally leave the chicken coop door open and tell the kids that a fox Magically made a hen vanish.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your linking rings stack perfectly in the silo. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your cups for cups and balls are three Coors cans
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Red Neck Magician Regular user Down Yonder 190 Posts |
You use toilet seats for linking rings
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your first cruise ship gig was on a raft
in the middle of Stinking Creek. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The real magician is your uncle who can make a Still disappear in half an hour.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You combine an Owens item and the mismade dollar
and call it the Buck Owens trick. ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You'r Bullet Catching act involves shooting the ball from your musket across to the other porch where they shoot it back, at you.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Every time you produce a dove you take out a shotgun and shoot it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You store your linking rings on your shotgun barrel....
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You save used fishing line to use in making tricks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your business card has a General Lee watermark. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You produce squirrel pelts instead of silks.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your botania includes 9 swamp reeds. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your best gaffs are all made out of old beer cans.
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