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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You pull a hawk out of your hat.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The vanishing beer trick works every time… and 12 times on the weekends
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your teeth are made of wood.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your favorite trick is the never empty beer mug.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your botania includes a bale of hay...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you make your neighbors pony disappear it somehow gets auctioned off, two states away.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your show truck doubles as a moonshine transporter.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use a Pase Pase to confuse the revenuers.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The sheriff returns you to the prison farm after every show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your costume looks suspiciously like Hickory Stripe Denim Overalls from Oshkosh
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You carry a pile of dog doo into the show,
and say, "Look what I almost stepped in."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
This thread has managed to get up to… a number that’s higher then your IQ… number of pages
Really Joseph… the old “I’m glad I did"t step in it joke? I guess it’s not old news till you’ve read it.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your best performance suit included red flannel long johns.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your assistants names are Remington, Henry and Winchester...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You steal jokes from He Haw
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You go to pick a subject's pocket and get your fingers caught in a beaver trap.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You can use your boots to dump canes, candles and ducks.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The vanishing car isn't one of your illusions, but refers to the weeds in your front yard.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Or
It refers to the repo man.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You Use Leghorn Foghorn costumes for the
Farmer and the Witch.
Jay Leslie
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