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joseph
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You perform to the song "Her Teeth Were Stained,
but Her Heart Was Pure." ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
zachwyman
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Your neck is more red than your bicycles
jay leslie
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Your double lift gets the front & the back of your truck up and off the ground.
joseph
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You use your magic rope to tie
down your pickup hood...
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If you have a lotta-spittoon-bowl
jay leslie
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There are 6 tree mulchers set up but only five work ... You announce that you will jump into one of them ....
and your magicians force better be spot on.
Woodini
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Your silks have boogers on them.
Wravyn
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You don't dare use a Rocky Racoon b'cuz of the coon hunters in the audience
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Your name is Wravyn
joseph
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Your stage is surrounded by barbed wire...
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You do a trick for your wife and sister and there's only one spectator...
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Your dove's appear on your shotgun. After vanishing, you say "Sokay, These here are local doves, I can reincarcerate them", and they appear in a small Jail cell. A phone rings, "it's my cell phone", remove turkey caller, gobble it, tell heckler his family wants him home.
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